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  • A guy walk into a bar and pulls out a scale model of a grand piano, as well as a wooden puppet. The puppet immediately animates and starts playing the piano.

    After a perfect performance of Mozart’s piano sonata No.11, the puppet gets up, bows to the audience and falls lifeless to the ground. Everyone is astounded.

    The bartender asks the guy: “That was great! If you don’t mind me asking, where did you get a puppet like this?”

    The guy hands him an old golden oil lamp. “You see, I found this lamp. If you rub it and say what you want, a genie pops out and grants the wish. Give it a try, if you want!”

    The bartender is sceptical, but tries anyway. “I wish for a million bucks!” Immediately the bar is filled with a giant flock of ducks. On the tables, on the bar, on the ground, ducks are everywhere.

    “What the fuck?! That’s not what I asked for!”

    The guy chuckles. “O yeah, the genie is hard of hearing. Did you really think I asked for an eight inch pianist?”

















  • elDalvini@discuss.tchncs.detoSelfhosted@lemmy.worldWhen Pi-hole is down?
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    2 years ago

    I have my pi-hole setup as the upstream DNS in my router, with cloudflare as a secondary DNS. That way, all my devices always use the router for DNS (since that’s what is advertised in my DHCP) and the router then uses pi-hole if it’s available, or cloudflare if it isn’t. But the individual device doesn’t get to choose between different servers.