I assumed you made this up and checked. He really exchanged his marriage for a swasticar. WTF.

I’d like to have a gorilla digestive system now. 🥲

I once recorded myself solving captchas for several minutes, as it just kept asking for more. I finally accepted, that I am, apparently, a robot.

Write markdown and convert to HTML with pandoc?

I just use the built-in Evil Mode.

The ai would need to be taxed, to use the profits for the common good.

Yes please!

You discovered the bonus dog!

Satisfaction guaranteed!

I wonder if this stuff is really worse than the software I write.

Maybe you should switch to arch. Never had a beaver crash on arch.

I’d rather download some bicycles, but yes.

I wished, we could pirate food.

Your garage is now very big and you can try out thousands of cars for free.

Install, try out, forget about it.

Psychopatl is a word from nahuatl?

All the tasks could have been easily solved with some basic APIs and algorithms.

I am not going to take a plane across the ocean, just to get imprisoned, tortured and deported.

This works, as long as you act on hearing the alarm immediately. Do not just turn it off and think “I’ll do it in a minute”.