So say we all.

Now show linux running on mac.

https://analognowhere.com/_/xestoo/

description

The mage is talking to the camera, there’s blue blood on her face and coat. She’s wearing a liberated mata-visor, holding OpenBlade.

Behind her stands a screaming MATA_bot with its face split in two.

Mage: “It’s only acting as if it were in pain. The MATA_BOT MK2 is not actually sentient.”

the letters m k 3 are imprinted on the bot’s shoulder plate.

Try ReactOS for this experience: https://reactos.org/

Literally me

Friendly reminder, that Emacs exists.

Please leave my teeth, I am perfectly happy with arch.

Claude, being very smart and very good at drawing a straight line between two points, wrote code that took the authentication token from the HTTP request header, modified the process’s environment variables, then called the library

Brilliant, 10/10. 😂

It appears to be missing the one thing a operating system needs: it’s own kernel.

Thanks, dmde is really helpful for me right now.

Also bleeding everywhere, because of all the smashed glass. And severly dehydrated of course.

Driving them to school

I don’t have kids, but i remember bus drivers manage to do this job quite well. (source: I was once a kid)

Lead doesn’t taste sweet, but lead(II) acetate does: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead(II)_acetate.

This is the way.

Useless amount of copies of cat.

cp $(which cat) /*/

I believe to be the only one running linux on the work laptop at the company. I told them I’d like to use linux when I applied and they told me “fine, but you will have to install and maintain it on your own, we have no support personal for this”.

I installed arch linux and have been happy for years. MS Teams runs in my browser.

Or just find ways to make new accounts using vpns.

Or just set up a Freifunk router and be done.

Looks like Pokémon Go though