I just use the built-in Evil Mode.

The ai would need to be taxed, to use the profits for the common good.

Yes please!

You discovered the bonus dog!

Satisfaction guaranteed!

I wonder if this stuff is really worse than the software I write.

Maybe you should switch to arch. Never had a beaver crash on arch.

I’d rather download some bicycles, but yes.

I wished, we could pirate food.

Your garage is now very big and you can try out thousands of cars for free.

Install, try out, forget about it.

Psychopatl is a word from nahuatl?

All the tasks could have been easily solved with some basic APIs and algorithms.

I am not going to take a plane across the ocean, just to get imprisoned, tortured and deported.

This works, as long as you act on hearing the alarm immediately. Do not just turn it off and think “I’ll do it in a minute”.

How often do you resort to autocannibalism?

PHP still exists though.

Time to throw away all the food.

Update (one day later):

YouTube has just reinstated the video, after what I presume is a human review process. I wish it didn’t take making noise on socials to get past the ‘AI deny’ process :(