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WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME?

I was told by my grade 8 history teacher that, “The Government is not your friend, the Government is not your enemy, the Government is there to make sure there is a tomorrow.” I don’t know what it means, but it sure sounds good, eh?

Right on, brother!

Fuck you. Clipping animals to make them more human friendly is atrocious.

Beans is my spirit animal

I live here and am so angry…I call my reps and senators, get a form response…call my local reps and senators…fuck all…I am starting a commununity garden.

Who are they protecting? What is the threat? Please give me a reasonalble response…

I see you, I appreciate you. Thank you.

Oh. Oh, oh my god. I think we need a space goat or something…

IKR!

There are a few gay men looking at this video.
That’s it.

Consider it taken under advisement.

Ewww…

Is it possible that the way humanity has been dealing the with useless 1/3 of the population was to put them in middle-management positions? Consultants and the like?

If a person comes to my door and rings the bell after reading my sign that says, “don’t ring unless emergency”…I enjoy giving them my full vocabulary of curses. People are stupid. A person is smart.

A purrfect fit

Thanks, I realise now I have seen him numerous times, but has just come into his “William H. Macy” moment.

This is a total tangent, but, WHO THE FUCK IS WALTON GOGGINS?..the man just appears out of nowhere to show up in all my adverts, and I sit here, “Walton Goggins, you named your kid ‘walton’”?

Newton was right…I’m going to insult that twink virgin.

“Gather round while I sing you of Werner Von Braun A man whose allegiance was ruled by expedience Call him a Nazi He won’t even frown ‘Nazi-Schmazi’ says Werner Von Braun.”