Crakila

Boooo throws rocks

Maybe I should sell my dotfiles? 🤔

Impressive peen, sir/madam.

It is if you read it in his ‘voice’

Oh lol. It must have been because their firebase tokens were exposed and people were able to get around the waitlist/payment and sign up for an account.

Take a look: https://x.com/Patrosi73/status/2093079851393524087 (I would link to Xcancel/Nitter… but space karen decided to wig out)

• Cash grab on an old name and hoping people pony up the $20 to join it.
• Not using ActivityPub or ATProto.

Yeah, it’s already DOA.

If anyone is serious about creating a new centralised social network these days, they have already lost.

Ok “Kristen” if that is even your name 🙄

That damn unicorn from Peggle.

Melt a big knob of butter in the middle of all of them and inject it my veins. drool

kate when I am using GUI and vim when I am using CLI.

I only open the microwave 1 second early because I always wanted to be a bomb defuser… except I don’t need to type 7355608 (iykyk)