just won a lottery bro.

Investigate that judge.

and 2 weeks later will be the Moon Festival. It’s like the whole city is on hallucinogens LOL so many light and colors.

It’s their Independence Day, September 2nd.

I see at least 3 plys.

they have tp holders for those tubeless rolls. It’s hung on the wall like a box with a slit at the bottom to pull the tp through.

I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can’t even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.

But … but parsec is an unit to measure distance, not time.

Back in my day, you don’t need 20 seconds to replace a battery. And battery is not just replaceable, but also interchangeable. Multiple phone models could be using the same battery, making it cheaper and more available.

5 years and still going strong. Not planning to replace any time soon.

Samsung made that promise last year and limited to the higher-end lineups, I believe.

Google still update their pixel 6 phones from years ago (not sure about the pixel 5 or below).

Apple is a complete different story since they owned the entire ecosystems and keeps making money from the devices being in use.

Stubborn ideologies, slow to changes, devices get abandoned after 2 years.

Used to be a big fan of Xperia phones up until the Xperia 5.

In my custom, it’s the birthday person to gives other gifts on their birthday. Send ME gift, you.

International Cat Day (August 8th) and Black Cat Appreciation Day (August 17th).

If only I can send her some more money for even more ice cream, but then I would be the creep lol. Could you give her a high five for me and tell her she’s the best 10yo kid in the world and she’s awesome, please

There’s this thing called “fortified breast milk” for infant babies, where you mix breast milk with fortifiers ( could be formulas, aka powdered milk) to increase the calories count or other nutrition.

(Disclaimer: DO NOT do this unless under strict instructions from your pediatrician)

shush! ^the ^peasants ^don’t ^need ^to ^know ^that!

I wonder what counted as “an EU iPhone”?

The serial number? GPS location of the phone? IP address?

How could one outside of EU region to have an “EU iphone”?

-my wife when I pitched the idea of get some toys for sexy time-

Company: we’re limping, how can we recover and pick up the pace?

CEO: How about we shot ourselves on the foot?

Company: die

CEO: Why would customer do this to us?