Chloé 🥕

friend inside me

you forgot:

• making it mandatory for any 3rd party game to stay exclusive to the NES for 2 years, essentially giving themselves a monopoly
• suing to make cheating devices like the game genie illegal (they failed, thankfully)
• suing to make game rentals illegal (they also failed)
• introducing the lockout chip, normalizing walled gardens on consoles, as well as region locking

this is not trump being oblivious, this is trump being blatantly racist

well, the original is this, i think its been a shitpost all along

i just use a debit card lol

“my ancestors warned me about situations like these. that bed is really comfy tho…”

Constant-Guin Poutine-Tremblay

specifically, adult marshmallows. you may not know it, but to be edible marshmallows have to be eaten while they’re young and small.

kinda like asparagus

haha misogyny

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part of the reason is alberta seats entirely on treaty territory, so it doesn’t get to leave without a say from Indigenous peoples (at least in theory, in practice we know too well that canada wipes its ass with treaties)

and the new alberta would’ve certainly been a strongly reactionary state, so it’s important to stand in solidarity with albertan leftists and oppose its creation

same reasons most leftists oppose quebec independence

and it’s only you who’s saying that ryedaft was “complaining about a group of people based on sexuality”

“heteronormative” doesn’t mean “it’s the fault of straight people” are you serious

if you don’t know a word, you can just look it up yknow

honestly surprised more than half of the apps on Flathub are verified! I expected it to be less

back before the redesign, it felt like most apps had “note: this wrapper is not made by, or affiliated with the original developers” somewhere

you’re thinking too small

1000$/year baybeee!

or rather, they’ll find the perfect balance of profitability, between how many people can afford it VS how much they’d pay for it

the poors will die but that is a sacrifice they are enthusiastic to make

and someone who makes good memes, they would certainly be an icon!

we should give them a name that reflects that… LOLicon perhaps? an icon of the LOL!

id rather be using whatsapp, honestly

it’s not good either, obviously, but messenger still collects a buttload more data

(and iirc whatsapp encrypts both group chats and DMs, on messenger it’s only DMs)

imagine being the person forced to use FB messenger because your friends are on it and won’t bother installing anything else

i am that person 😖

i think it is, look at the knobs on the top of the washing machine. they’re nonsensical

I think people in the replies acting fake surprised are missing the point.

it is important news, because many people see LLMs as black boxes of superintelligence (almost as if that’s what they’re being marketed as!)

you and i know that’s bullshit, but the students asking chatgpt to solve their math homework instead of using wolfram alpha doesn’t.

so yes, it is important to demonstrate that this “artificial intelligence” is so much not an intelligence that it’s getting beaten by 1979 software on 1977 hardware