Your corporate overlords have spoken, you peasant. How dare you question the legitimacy of the fees you are paying.

Cumquat on my Cocktail

we do, tho, don’t we

I’m pretty big, and occasionally , tiny people want to take pictures with me. It’s hard to believe we are the same species sometimes

As an actual 1.93m/105kg that loves a baby deer to climb me and use me as a jungle gym, we appreciate your energetic enthusiasm.