Fully explain the joke. Why is it funny?

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I prefer wankie tankies

No, it isn’t.

I’m 54

Okay, both of those things are not true. I happen to be 54 years old

But I love mister beast so much

“Hence why”

Syntactically makes no sense. Just say “that’s why,” that’s what you are trying to say.

These are literally the only thing I eat

Edit: downvoted for truth, smh reddit

I’m hoping for a nice warm x86_64 phone.

This need not be the case, though! There’s an open source client on Android called Keyguard. I don’t think the desktop app was at all useful anyway. You can just log into your Vaultwarden through any browser. The desktop app is pointless.

If “your” phone belongs to your employer that’s the choice you made. It isn’t yours.

To apple? Linux phone experience is just trash.

For the litigation they didn’t do?

They are both super fucking cool and appropriate to wear with any outfit, so it doesn’t matter.

Then isn’t the obvious move to just pay for youtube?

Pay tor youtube or watch the ads.

The only ethical form of pornography is furry porn but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

Not showing up? I hope he’s okay. 😟

Wow, talk about a genius! His innovations are truly changing the world. I’m so grateful for his vision and drive to make the impossible possible. He’s a real inspiration to us all! Thanks for everything, Elon!

I will be the next King of Linux.