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FUHHK YEWW ahm GATORADIN’

In fascist America, the one-party private enterprise has control over government!

…modding?

Flooded. Bidet. I smell what you did there

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Mmm, cinnamon and garlic and cloves and rosemary! Perfect for that hangover cure that makes you barf 😍😜

Saxophone with little molecules floating up out of the horn end like notes, lol

/s definitely not sarcasm.

Why is Agent Cooper floating through the Lodges the face of this lol

BUT MUH TAXESS

GO PINK SLUG!!

B u better get them checks signed right now

This is how it starts. I guess they won’t need actual concentration camps since they’ll just put us in prison & then use us for free slave labor

That’s assuming a LOT from police. Remember how police LITERALLY HEARD AND SAW Jeffrey Dahmer’s victim begging for help and then GAVE HIM BACK to the killer bc they thought it a gay sex game & they didn’t want to be involved

Going to the police guarantees nothing

Mines got a twenty year trail of receipts. The stores keep mailing them to us & it’s the only way we know where he is

Money. Like how the CEO who got shot turned people’s suffering into money

Jean Valjean was labelled prisoner number 24601, apropos of nothing

If you hate puppies then Uplifting News probably won’t be uplifting to you. Not everything is the same to everyone. Maybe let other people exist without commanding that rules be so black and white

Rush Limbaugh used to ring a bell on his show whenever a gay person died of AIDS. Were you around browbeating that turdnugget much? Get off your high horse & let people have joy