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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • In my year learning French at school, I befriended someone in toulouse and we’d have quick occasional video chats. The face she made while i was talking made it seem like i was doing nails on chalkboard. She visibly squirmed a bit.

    My teacher on the other hand noticed I pronounced certain words in a toulousian accent and was pleased. Apparently it’s a nice accent. It’s too bad i didn’t keep going. Could have visited France and terrorized the locals by forcing them to listen to me speak.









  • Fuck, i remember coming home from unloading 18 wheelers when I was 22. As I was getting out the car, my change fell out my pocket and I bent over to pick it up. As I picked up the last quarter, twinge in my lower back like someone softly poked me with a stick, stand up and instant spasms. I Had to call my roommate to help me up the stairs.

    After 6 hrs of trying not to breathe as to not trigger more spasms, roomate got a few percocet from the dealer downstairs. Luckily it was Friday so I didn’t miss work.