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you can get fired for not being positive enough

This is a sign of a broken organization

Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!

Another vote for Ubuntu.

I tried it as my first Linux distro about 5 years ago. There was some learning curve, but I really enjoyed it.

I’ve been using it for 5 years now. I’m glad I switched from windows!

I was thinking the same thing.

Good for you for working on your depression!

Your troubleshooting skills are above average, tbh.

You’ve identified that there’s an issue. You tried something simple to remedy. You even tried it again to make sure.

You didn’t make a bunch of crazy assumptions about what the problem was. You didn’t do a bunch of weird shit all at once to try to fix it. You didn’t do something to make the problem worse.

You’re doing great!

Smelling a roll of plastic garbage bags. There’s just something about that smell

Great response!

I too will keep voting for the better choice.

Cooking. I love to cook for my friends and family. I’ve been perfecting my homemade pizza for years. It’s very good and I love to make it for guests.

I’ve had people say I should open a pizzaria, especially since the one good one in town shut down.

Fuck that.

Any second-hand business class laptop that fits your budget, i.e. HP Elitebook/Probook/Zbook, Dell Inspiron/Latitude/XPS, or Lenovo Thinkpad.

Second this. I have a 10 year old Lenovo running Ubuntu that suits my minimal needs just fine

Kirkland Citrus body wash and Mitchum unscented antiperspirant.

I’m a sweaty mofo and need the strong stuff.

I went with Ubuntu when I did my first Linux install about 5 years ago. I still use it and have been super happy with it.

Everything has just worked. With a bit of googling, I’ve been able to easily do everything I’ve needed to.

I’m a user, not a programmer. I tried Linux because I was fed up with Windows. I’d been using Windows since 3.1 and hated how they changed basic functionality every revision. I just wanted a fucking OS that worked and made sense m

I’m so happy I switched!