Whatchu mean by invasive?

I took a first date call in the park cuz I didn’t want to stop hanging out with my friends, I saw a big dog walk past and say “dang that’s a big ass dog”, and the apologized for the cursing, turns out that’s what made my husband fall for me

Or maybe settlements should come from police budgets and pension accounts, cuz u know they did the damage…

Let me show u how to be a terrible person and criminalize ppl for having hard circumstances 🤢

Love seeing innovation that also helps the planet

Never hurts to be a good neighbor, and u don’t want it rolling when ur trying drive down the street.

Great short story called Unauthorized Bread Abt that exact thing, it’s a weirdly realistic look at what a dystopian corporate future would look like

I choose to believe that they give the (safe) wood to the puppers to chew on

It is because the company can claim u opted to use their service so they can make whatever rules they want, and the company has nothing to lose by pushing the legal limits bc the company is a person so none of the ceos or board members will ever be held responsible. Welcome to capitalism unchecked

Same to u friend, that’s why I googled it for op

I am unsurprised 😂 so who r these spotters in the box who r giving him a better view of the field? Is that just nonsense

Google says yes

I just feel like they verify it in the dumbest ways. I’m tryna log into Outlook from my phone and the verification goes to… my phone. Clearly whoever is breaking into my phone app has my phone!

Dragonsfuckingcars vibe to it