The nafety for safety.

“I don’t get it, dad. What’s a check?”

For some reason, that one didn’t annoy me as much. Maybe I saw that season only after it came out on DVD, and thought “yeah, this is dated, but I see how it landed when it was still fresh. This season, I’m watching the episodes within a day or two of them coming out, so it feels like getting stale bread at the bakery.

So they name this episode Parasites Regained.

Not sure if everyone here knows that Paradise Regained is Milton’s sequel to his earlier Paradise Lost.

A big part of why this season feels stale is that its topical references are several years old. Like Dune and Ivermectin, in this episode. Was this season written two years ago and is only being released now?

Yeah, there’s a lot to be said for letting the hosting be done by people who know what they’re doing.

I remember a friend telling me, “I’m going vegetarian: I’m switching to only corn-fed beef.”

All your base are belong to us!

When the Internet was created, not only did phones not have batteries, they had their own power grid, separate from that used by other appliances.

That 15% battery status is giving me anxiety by proxy.

Just remember:

Fahrenheit:

• 0: too cold!
• 100: too hot!

Celsius:

• 0: somewhat cold.
• 100: you’re dead.

Kelvin:

• 0: you’re dead.
• 100: you’re dead.

I met a CEO once, and asked him how many people work in his company. He said, “about half of them”.