I’m the reverse, breaking their rules is all I desire

why did you decide not to go this year?

what were your plans instead?

and why do you feel those plans aren’t working out for you after all?

I don’t think I’ve ever commented on you but wanted to say I’ve never thought of you as a lolcow

I-is Japan okay… simultaneously being grossed out by toilet paper and it’s a coin-flip whether they use the bidet T_T

Previously, we conducted a survey of electric bidet use among Japanese community-dwelling residents and found that 55% (2,724/4,952) of the respondents washed the anus either before or after defecation[10]. […]

In a survey of bidet use in 575 outpatients conducted by Yano et al.[11], 349 (61%) washed the anus at every defecation and 75 (13%) did so occasionally. […]

In a survey of college students, 34% (47/139) of the female students and 44% (43/98) of their male counterparts reported using the washing function of bidet toilets[12].

Overall, approximately half of the population washed the anus before or after defecation.

Tsunoda, Akira. 2021. “Bidet Toilet Use May Cause Anal Symptoms and Nosocomial Infection.” Journal of the Anus, Rectum and Colon 5(4), p. 336. Tokyo: The Japan Society of Coloproctology. https://doi.org/10.23922/jarc.2021-027

What if I told you Mozart used to riff all over that melody