My only regret is that I have only one upvote to give this post.

Just because I have the skills to setup a cluster of mini-pcs doesn’t mean I want to spend my one-precious-fucking-spare-hour a day making the thing work.

See also: a builder’s house, a mechanic’s car etc

Well if you make me actually explain it, I’m going to sound like an asshole

Too late muchacho… you’re already giving real big superiority vibes here