When my colleagues load the dishes haphazardly at work, I find I can fit several more cups, plates, and bowls by reorganizing them neatly.

Rocko fought city hall! Rocko fought corporate America! They are big and he is small, Rocko fought city hall.

If you live in the magical world in Harry Potter, wouldn’t that make you a squib?

Yellow background + white text = why?!

The last part makes it sound like the potato bonus is not taxable. I guess it depends on how you interpret employer “convenience” here.

liason

Liaison, but also did you mean to use that word there or was it a weird autocorrect?

You wouldn’t download a car. And everyone was like absolutely I would.

Risky to tell them they’re too old. Teenagers are full of mischief, they don’t get the treat and you get the trick – eggs on your front door!

I like puzzles and Chris Ramsay has some great production and epic puzzles.

I sleep to Lore

Not Kaizers Orchestra for Norway?

Memory unlocked: “smooth, round microscrubbers” https://youtu.be/Hn15dtxL00A