It straps you to the seat so when the plane suddenly drops 50 feet due to turbulence your dumbass doesn’t launch into the ceiling.

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

You know how you keep missing the exploding bridge jump on the first level? You gotta stop shooting the machine gun while you jump. Makes you go a little further.

Balance? Fucked up my sour dough starter is what you did Grimace.

Someone making 400,000 a year who has no need to risk their job for 25 dollars mentioned it off hand to HR. One could infer that the policies were unclear and the reaction was overkill.

I only have my experience but consuming Capri sun specifically gave me cavities. Like zero to six in six months when I started getting it for lunch as a kid

Arson.

It looks weird from underneath, way more concave than the view from the side would suggest

shit rots your teeth anyway

eh 7-10 in lines 1, 2, and 5. cold have been more consistent but its not like its a haiku. kind of ruins the joke to write a last line anyway

Just hemorrhaging

and then he said nothing more.

Eh that bitch sold beans from the oval office, we know he can be bought and sold on the cheap

I thought it was kinda cool

I went to one for the first time in years because I was starving and a shitty hash brown, breakfast sandwich and coffee sounded good. coffee half full, no hash brown and the sandwich gave me a three day bout of food poisoning. never again, I would rather not eat.

Its cool they got a port, worked great on deck so I’m sure it will feel good on switch. They really need to stick to that $30 price point though the game is only about 5 hours if you aren’t rushing things

Another case of the cops investigating themselves

thats a shitty photo shop on that computer. Probably had to fake it because its a dumbass idea