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why didn’t I get any thigh highs or cat ears 3:

wow they just really want me to start making a list of every product I will never buy again don’t they?

fucking what?

the moon probably perceives “lately” differently from humans since it is billions of years old

no the greatest human invention is the dvd rewinder

and Doggo is short for Doggohnathan

I pronounce it nom just to annoy everyone :3

Everyone knows the doctor that created Mary Shelley in Frankenstein’s novel doesn’t have a name

secret invasion route

prison is not a harsh enough punishment for being a nazi

well given that the police don’t seem to need a reason anymore, literally anything?

but will they follow that oath?

Gen X managed to blame everything they did on the boomers

he did that container clearly says its for shoes, if it was labeled soda it would be ok

which is also true for all the windows users who can’t update to 11 because their computers don’t meet the arbitrary requirements

government to use air strikes to prevent drone powered school shootings

violence is already happening, it’s just that people are too scared to fight back against it

he fucking what?

wow so cool!