Lunchables was engineered to appeal to kids’ desire for autonomy and to ease mothers’ guilt, using the same consumer psychology approach Philip Morris developed for cigarettes.

I loved lunchables. FUCK!

This guy clearly hasn’t finished reading all of ‘Childhood’s End’ yet.

Whoa, the resemblance is stronger than I thought it’d be.

Remember when every moron in the country was insisting that Trump would press the magic “make everything cheap” button on day one? Lol idiots.

Time to bust out a classic:

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The “President of peace” sure does start a bunch of fucking wars, huh?

“I don’t care about the midterms, look what happened last night,” Trump said, an apparent reference to the triumph of Ken Paxton, whom he had endorsed, over the sitting Republican senator John Cornyn in the Texas Republican Senate primary.

I mean, he probably should care a bit. Internal GOP estimates suggest they think it’s going to cost them $250mil now just to hold one seat in Texas, which really shouldn’t be necessary spending, given Texas voter’s 40-year record of buffoonery. And it’s all because Trump had to be a petty little bitch and endorse a criminal AG for Senate, because he thinks Cornyn isn’t “MAGA enough” despite voting Trump’s way 99.2% of the time. A record which makes him more loyal than Ted Cruz, by the way.

Roku used to be pretty great, but the writing was on the wall after the IPO in 2017. This is just one more step in the decade-long march toward total enshittification.

A grifter got grifted by grifters. hahaha I love that for her.

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Self-hosting = planning your own vacation, obviously.

Clips is a TikTok-like vertical video stream where users can scroll through excerpts from Netflix series, films, and specials, as well as trailers for upcoming titles.

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There are California taxpayers and American taxpayers who are being defrauded because California isn’t taking its program seriously

I’m going to go ahead and stamp a big ol’ [citation needed] on that claim. What does “California isn’t taking its program seriously” even mean? I get that it’s deliberately nebulous, but I’m just so tired of the constant stream of baseless claims from these ghouls. If they had any evidence they’d be parading it around on Fox News, but they don’t. They never do.

Yep, soon enough we’ll all be just as fucked as Texans during a cold snap.

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Well now that you mention it, if you place a salmon on your head in the right manner, it could look like a ‘mohawk’ hairstyle. These orcas are clearly punk as fuck.

So they’re basically ocean punks? Hell yeah, we need to give a couple of them guitars and teach them to play three chords with their fins. The world needs an orca punk band right now.