Idk. Over on Instagram you have fitness influencers and shit who will run up mountains for an advertisement. There are so many “teach your kids to dirt bike as soon as they shoot from the pussy” accounts on there it’s insane.

Like streaming, I’m sure someone could monetize it somehow.

Maybe that’s a reason why football is so popular

This was a good scene from a pretty good show imo.

I’m not gonna lie, I wish In-N-Out was more widespread. Their pricing is leagues better than everyone else imo.

It’s still only $10-11 for a combo meal there. And it’s consistently good every time.

Honestly what could be the reasoning for having bots book all the appointments for driving tests?

This is the US, where companies and corporations are free to screw over as many people as they possibly can.

It’s not gonna be rounded down. I’d be pretty damn surprised.

Touch screens are actually pretty great imo. You can see all the options they have (and not just what they put on the menu screens for that day/week/season), see any extra options you can do (like Taco Bell has a “grilled” option for their burritos), customize it exactly how you want it, and best of all you can take your sweet-ass time.

I’m pretty partial to the baconators myself.

God, even that name sounds like it’d clog your arteries just saying it out loud.

A little unrelated, but I used to live like a block away from a McDonald’s. Which fucking sucked when I was high late at night (they closed their lobby at 7, so “late” for this Christian-family-owned franchise that blasted Christian worship music literally all day every day was any time after then) and I couldn’t just walk my ass down and get some fuckin nuggets.

And fuck me, or any other pedestrian during the pandemic, because at one point they didn’t even have their lobby open, so you could only order through the drive-thru or the app, and fuck you if you don’t have a car but use the app

I had multiple people leave it at the door across from mine at an apartment I used to live at. Once, someone left food at my door, and knocked which is surprising where I live, when I hadn’t ordered anything. That time it was for the person across from me, and they opened their door because they were waiting for a knock.

Other times, I had people just straight up leave the food at my door, no knock of any kind, and they wouldn’t even mark it as delivered. I found out later after going looking for my food and seeing it cold on the floor.

Once, a driver actually stole my order. They picked it up because I saw them pull into the restaurant on the map, then a minute or so later cancelled the pickup. The next person who went to grab the order messaged me saying the restaurant told them someone picked it up already, but thankfully they were able to make another for me. I was pretty pissed that time.

My team is the Padres, but I live in the Midwest. I’d have to buy a subscription to the MLB app just to watch them, but I’m such a casual fan that I don’t care enough even though I do find them fun to watch.

Pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe’s/ What they’re made of is a mystery where they come from no one knows/ You can lick em, you can stick em, you can chew em, you can eat em/ If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!

Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder!

Mother. Fuckin.

SWAT KATS

Two junkyard bros who also happen to be super engineers, create this badass jet that has all kinds of awesome weapons and tactical capabilities, and they use it to become vigilantes to save the city from evil and destruction.

Fuckin AWESOME theme song

Justice League/Justice League Unlimited

Great storytelling (imo) and action. Maybe not so much the music (aside from the theme songs).

Young Justice

If you enjoy superheroes/DC, this is a cool show about the sidekicks splitting off and kinda doing their own thing but still working with the Justice League. They mainly focus on covert missions like going undercover to break into secret superpower smuggling rings and things like that. It does get a little bogged down in some “personal” stories and relationship stuff, but imo it’s bearable and balanced out by the action and overarching story.

Fuckin love Metalocalypse. And it gets kind of intense towards the end, I still need to watch Army of the Doomstar. Doomstar Requiem is honestly probably one of the best albums I’ve ever heard from any band ever.

Also, I used to love Megas XLR too. Such a weird “rule-of-cool” show. An alien shows up with a device that turns your car into a giant mech? And then you have to defend your planet (and the galaxy) from giant creatures? Hell yes.

I mean I was basically gonna comment the Kingsman umbrella lol. It just makes sense. They got guns, bulletproof, video screens, they’re strong as hell, and don’t they have swords in them too?

It’s a fantastic show either way lol

The Boondocks is definitely a cartoon though.

Me and my family are about to go on a trip, and it starts with a flight tomorrow.

Wish us luck, cause I’m hoping nothing serious happens.

Hold, girdle… Hooold…