Greedy fucks.

And this is why Lemmy sucks.

Mods have a stick up their asses even further than Reddit mods do.

The apply rules in a petty zero-tolerance way.

Here’s my take

I had to look it up.

It’s like an evaluation or restrospective analysis that you do after an IT incident has taken place, like all company servers being down for hours.

So I guess the joke here is that the guy has lost almost all his hair due to the stress of the incident.

No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

I’m amazed when companies can’t simply afford 100% remote work. IT’S FREE!

I sent you a Lorne pick, why are you not responding?

Ah, I see you’re using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

The app will probably get false positives anyway.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So Windows 11 has a built-in keylogger!

It’s like ligma but with less licking.

Unless it turns out that only the supid MS one works on that specific company.

Shhh!

I knew they kicked him and something about Microsoft, but I lost track there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

^Edit: typo^

Features ≠ Bloat

Wait, Alty’s back?

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