There’s a fuel distributor near me named “Just Oil (and more!)”

Seriously though. If they aren’t just selling the hotdogs, what ELSE are they doing with the hotdogs. Seems like it could be inappropriate.

Nope. My car had not mechanical defects at all but cost $23k to repair when the battery failed.

Just a little bit maybe go fuck yourself :)

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

Their heads are as soft as their little impotent penises.

This will be the ski capital of the world once the Gulf stream finishes dying out.

If Democrats weren’t cowards that would have the Senate fire up a RICO investigation regarding the conspiracy to show revenge porn on the house floor and indict all of the sitting Republican house members.

This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.

Needs mayo

Actually only affects the earth based trout population.

You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

Also the least wealthy joint.

8,093,000,000

What’s the difference between my ex wife and an onion?

I might actually shed a tear if I chopped up the onion.

“Paging Mr. Zark. Mr. Zark, please pick up your nearest courtesy phone.”

This joke plays on a pun between “pain” (pronounced like “pan” in French) which means bread in French, and “pain”, which is a negative sensory response to physical trauma. The humor suggests that being around French people eating baguettes makes you feel better because they are “pain killers” in a literal sense, providing comfort and enjoyment through the shared experience of eating bread.

I can quit whenever I like. I just don’t want to eyes shifting nervously