No ni na.
In Spain we use “Fulano de Tal”. It seems Fulano comes from the arabic language, meaning “Anybody”. We use it when we don’t the name of a person we are talking about, or we really don’t care to know the name. Apart of Fulano, we also use Mengano.
Fulano/Mengano for men, Fulana/Mengana for women.
I guess our John/Jane Smith would be Pepe/Pepa García.
Me. Photoshop of “Saturn devouring his son”, by Francisco de Goya.
I made it in 2022 for Twitter. After that I abandoned my account. With the recent “X” news, I thought it will be fine to use it again after correcting the colours and adding a few filters, because the original was very dark and saturated.
Maybe now you think they don’t work, but I tell you from my personal experience they will.
Glasses.
I don’t mind wearing contact lenses, but I don’t like having to do it every day when I wake up. And don’t even get me started on having to take off the contact lenses when you get home after partying and drinking.
In Spain we say “Hacer un Perfect” (To do a Perfect) when the poop goes clean through the toilet without flushing and, after wiping, the paper remains white.
Do you call it that way too? When was your last “Perfect”?
Shut it!