VanillaGorilla

Wake up rested

Master Hairy

I think about five. Back when I had rabbits I’d say seven, they were viscous box killers.

Might be too me being an extremely experienced teenager. Like, decades of experience.

Sincerely, a bit too the north of you.

BaWü here, definitely a thing. Not too common though.

That sounds lovely, let’s try that without making coffee illegal.

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂

Oh no! 😂

The temporary construct is the most durable of them all 😔

Yeah, that sucks. Let’s hope for better times my friend

Your company and mine seem to be very different. We have agile coaches, but they mostly organise cooperation and shoulder check our stakeholders if they try to scope creep some bullshit in.

Ah, missed that. Sorry ❤️‍🩹

That’s what I meant. No matter what that dude thinks about WFH, I didn’t spend all that money to wreck my back on the couch.

I’m cycling through multiple open source projects, the last one was signal. I tried to donate to Mozilla once, but they have the worst UX on their form and I’m not giving them my money AND my data.

Sometimes I attend to meetings from my couch. As did I in the office. But I have two great monitors, a height adjustable table, a great office chair, a fan, the light is perfect for my desk…

That’s way more than I had at the office.

And I’m not one of them. People are different.

Sure, clearing and refining tasks is important. But we’re talking about your colleague or boss talking for talking’s sake.

Talking to people isn’t really boosting my productivity. I need peace and time to think. The office is the last of all places where I can find that.

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN BEING. I’M DOING FINE, THANK YOU. MY FLESHY OUTER LAYER IS GETTING WARMED BY THIS SYSTEM’S HYDROGEN REACTOR AND I’M CONSUMING HUMAN ICE CREAM TREAT.

True, but have you had a look at the leaders of our countries lately?

I’m not talking about them taking a dislike in you. I’m talking about you talking shit about the company or posting shit against laws or just plain offensive. If nobody can connect your profile to you/your company why should they care. If they can, it’s about them as well as it’s about you.

At least in my country they can’t just fire you without reason. If you are a - for example - racist piece of shit on the internet and it can be tracked back to your company then hell yeah, they should at least give you a warning if not set you free.