STOP DOING C++

• Templates were not supposed to make your error messages explode into unrecognizable gibberish
• “Yes, please generate 5000 pages of garbage instead of an understandable error message!” - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Look at what compilers have been demanding your respect for all this time:

???

They have played us for absolute fools.

Nighr City is just so good!

They are still using Reddit, so one has to wonder if they have not abandoned sanity and intellect a long time ago.

the…rapist? 🤔

Will it shut down after the seven years, telling you that the software running on the TV is “no longer supported”?

This is not my neighbour. If one or both of her two beauties do not come prancing around the corner within five minutes of being called, half the village will be mobilized for kitty patrol.

English letters? Really? So basically no a-z, only Æ, Þ, Ƿ, Ð?

To my understanding, it has always only been usable with a subscription, so…

Is this like an… idiot tax?

Better prep the burn ward!

Are they wrong though? These are the geniuses that buy Trump-branded bibles they’ll never read.

A moon whale!

My boss at work went to pick up some McDonald’s food a few months ago, not particularly because he wanted to eat that, but because he wanted one of those free glasses that came with the meal - honestly, what a strange reason, right?.

He was sick for a solid two weeks due to salmonella. If I have had any desire to go eat there again, it evaporated when he told me that.

I think we all should have learned from last time that the only time you can believe anything Trump says is when he promises to do something truely horrible.

And he kept a running mate who keeps saying it.

Men are allowed to innocently sit on their couch, at home, possibly naked, doing absolutely nothing disgusting with the aforementioned piece of furniture, while they are waiting for women to throw themselves upon them. If they do not, well, why would you blame the men and not the women?! SAD!

Don’t forget eye makeup.

“It’s been very, very disappointing. It was a no-brainer. I’m voting Democrat, and it doesn’t take intelligence, it just takes compassion, whether you’re a grandparent, whether you’re a parent, an aunt or an uncle,” she said. “Everybody should be treated equal. It doesn’t matter color, race, gender. It’s just a travesty when you get the government involved with trying to legislate how we should feel.”

Free life pro tip: just never vote republican ever again.

I taught my niece to say “I can’t work like this!”. That was fun!

Surely, you really mean C++ compiler errors for anything involving temples, yes? 5000 pages of errors because you misplaced a sign somewhere.