Also it is colder at night than it is outside.

Hello there, stranger! I seem to have misplaced my ring! You look gullible enough that I can trick you into looking for it for me, because I am too lazy to do it myself!

Oh hahaha nooooo, it would be 15 seconds, and it would start with a sigh and deep, troubled breathing noises, a finger tapping the mic and someone saying “is this thing on” before the entirely useless comment even starts.

Hah. My default state is “I know this is shite and I have a million ideas how to do this better, but it is the best I can do in the time that I have to complete this.”

The golden question is: does it come with a turbo button to reduce the clock rate from to 4.77 MHz so my games do not run too fast? Those i386 DX CPUs always were too damn fast.

Tyrian, but I’ll just go to the main menu, enter the secret code and play the hidden turrets game for hours.

Well actually, there is also “Eau de Toilette” which translates to toilet water. That name makes sense if you consider that you empty your colon in the toilet, and there is already water in there, so “Eau de Toilette” would smell less of you than your Colon would.

That single broccoli makes me wheep.

[ ] tabs [ ] spaces [x] why would I even care, I press tab and the editor puts either a tab or a number of spaces, couldn’t care less…

Charles Babbage put it best:

I am not rightly able to apprehend the kind of confusion that could provoke such a question.