First things first. Do you have a sledgehammer?

Not that I didn’t believe you but I needed to understand it. This article not only confirms they were real but the actress wasn’t aware until after filming. Nuts.

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, “There’s no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins.” Then they tell me, “And there’s no way a quarter of them are nude.”

They think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

The board had a meeting back in March. Fights had to be rescheduled due to consistent inaccurate size estimates. We are continuing, however, with asking registrants to provide density of ass hair.

And working eyes and common sense

I know he acknowledges the capitalistic barrier to this solution but the other issue I see most often are folks simply not being there by boarding time. These methods all assume you would have everyone ready to board in their respective groups at once. I would imagine that throwing a few folks out of order in even the modified Steffen approach could bring down the theoretical time by quote a bit.

I like Bill Burrs stance as well

Sounds like you’re telling me that everyone doesn’t share my exact thoughts, beliefs, and opinions. That’s crazy, sir/madam.

Case closed boys, let’s wrap it up!