There is a zero percent chance that someone hasn’t named a bobcat bob.

Anyone in San Diego want to do more than just talk about it?

Me too. Want to start a magazine with me?!

The more they dig the more we rebel. I want to keep fighting.

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. The last thing u/spez wants is a bunch of angry attorneys who want to fuck him over. If uklegaladvice makes a move legaladvice will too. If I were u/spez I’d be checking the strings on that golden parachute.

God is dead. His pretenders are next.

Fediverse: Here’s the deal. We’re going give you a new car. For free. And it’s much better than your old car.

Me: Ok.

Fediverse: The catch is that you have to watch your old car burn.

Me: I have to burn it?

Fediverse: Not exactly.

No but it’s a matching tattoo with my bff’s trucking logo. The space bee episode is our favorite and we both watch them out of order so that we catch an unseen episode when we do season rewatches. I still don’t know if I’ve seen every episode and I like it that way.

I don’t doubt it. It probably sucked also, but being able to truly getaway from it all was probably also peaceful.

I have a futurama tattoo. Do I qualify?

My Reddit name is a button mash because signups weren’t working. Then they were.