/c/freebottomsurgery

Balad ✊

All leftists (i.e., Democrats) should be learning to do sick skateboard tricks because after the collapse it will be the only mode of transport and being able to do sick tricks will come in handy and we’ll finally have a leg up on MAGA

I see certain shades of blue as grey, while my partner can distinguish more shades of blue than the average person, leaving me often feeling like I’m being fucked with

I wear almost exclusively grayscale clothing, except for a pair of pants that are apparently navy blue, and a shirt that’s supposedly slate blue

That’s awesome! I can’t hear ultrasounds, but I can hear electronics, which gets really annoying

Sounds like you’re annoyed that other versions of English exist. AAVE is valid

Green bean casserole is one of my top 3 favorite thanksgiving dishes since first trying it a few years ago, and I use canned French cut green beans

I bust those speakers with a knife or nail every time and it brings me such immense satisfaction to do so

I actually don’t like the smell of tobacco, oddly enough. I just like the way cigarette smoke smells lol

I would use cigarettes as incense if it were safe and didn’t leave a permanent stank

Upvote for art classroom- that’s a great idea, and if that candle exists then I need it

I don’t act like that myself, but I don’t blame folks for not wanting to pull around. I was referring to my time as an employee working the drive thru

We did have an employee who weighed enough that she could just walk laps and trigger the pressure plate, but she was naturally reluctant to volunteer that service

Yep! Usually with a significant attitude 😅 it’s a valid response though imo

When I worked at Taco Bell, I’d sometimes be tasked with driving laps around the drive thru to get our time down lol

even when there’s no one else in line

In this circumstance, it’s usually because the avg time it takes to get customers through the line is tracked and they’ll be penalized if it’s too high, so they can artificially deflate the average by having people pull around to get their car off the pressure plate

There is an attached picture of Homelander from The Boys exhaling with a fearful expression on his face.

TIL that’s not captain america

How can I know for sure that it’s really 100% guarented?

You got start that shopping months in advance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nhE0Crz1Ig