I really wish Dead Like Me could have lasted longer.

you.

Don’t.

Fucking.

SAY

I bought my dad’s 2014 MKZ off him 4 years ago. They stopped producing GPS updates several years before I bought it off him. According to the device, there are times it thinks I’m driving through farmland when I’m at a Target parking lot.

Either you scrape together a few bucks in spare change now, or 18 years of child support/penicillin later.

These are just the pawns. Their best are the ones behind the curtain.

In a sane world his chances would have tanked the second he publicly, on stage made fun of a disabled journalist.

Or their silently implemented flex pricing

Simple. It’s purely by design.

Not to mention illegal immigrants are half as likely to commit crime as American citizens

It’s like Umberto said in The Ranch: “We live in fear everyday. 5 miles over the speed limit and it could ruin our life”

“Are you taking the piss, Karen?,” a popular British term meaning making fun of someone, after she claimed she was doing “all the hard work.”

In my experience, the people who complain about being the only ones doing all the hard work are the ones doing more complaining than actual working.

• One would spend several hours almost daily chitchatting at other people’s desks about how they are the hardest worker and things can only get done if they do it, they’re the first in, last out, etc. But spends half their day complaining instead of working.

• Another is a serial whiner who says no one else ever does anything, they have to do it all in order to get it done, yet they always have some excuse why they don’t have to come in that day, or have to leave early, take a longer lunch, and spends a good chunk of their day gossiping.

Yeah, first year of that sleezey presidency they had position postings for his vineyard looking for migrant workers

Well, she’s also pretty attractive so she’s got a 1-up right there

How about making them such a high percentage that it would genuinely impact their bottom line and not a measly amount calculated as “cost of doing business”

And they’ll find a way to invalidate these or just “dispose” of them. But vote!!!

Trump also touched the racism/xenophobia lightning rod in ways no mainstream Republican had since the civil right era, either with dog whistles, or c/overt wink-and-nod about “those peoply

Keep in mind he built a solid base by posting tons of anti-Obama and pushing the birther stuff long after it’d already been disproven. This resonated hard with with deep seated racism in this country and spread way too fast.

We can also thank Tim Berners-Lee for giving us the WWW

My sister’s first year in college she got the Chinese word for LOVE tattooed. Later she found out it was the correct symbol, only mirrored. I called her EVOL for a while

Four words all uppercase?

Hey, does anyone remember when Saddam took power, and had any political opponents removed from government?

And the problem is that a county of 1000 dipshit rednecks like that have as much voting power as a major metropolitan area.