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It really isn’t a high bar for any inanimate object to be smarter than me.

Slutty little mollusk

Did you learn from it, even if it wasn’t a mistake that is called growth, maturity and wisdom.

We are all absolute dumbasses and those of us who survive our younger years either understand how fucking lucky we were or wallow in ignorance.

You recognize your ‘mistakes’…that is the first step and probably the biggest.

Keep going. You’ll do great.

This fella gets it…

THE GOP DIVIDED!!!

Believe it when I see it…the Good Ol’ Boy local system is chugging along just fine because ‘its thems corrupt Washington politicians, not Lil’ ol’ us!’

Doesn’t matter, they’ll still vote for him.

Yes

If they haven’t figured it out by now…

Not yet but soon…an urban farmer friend of mine planted Sequoias below the power lines running through her property, once they reach the lines she’ll have the company move the lines because they’re protected.

Not quite what you’re looking for but I needed to share it.

I mean, they serve a purpose and I’m sure sight impaired people use it well…but I live in a country where in speak the language as a second, learning it lateer in life than is useful and goddamn if I don’t prefer texts I can clarify with a translation app.

ah yes.

a phone call with extra steps.

Let him stew about how much love these two are getting, knowing that there will be a line to piss on his grave when he’s gone

On window sills herbs are fantastic and can be changed out seasonally. Rosemary is pretty hardy and can be annual.

Small terraces & window pots: chili’s, tomatoes, and if you have metal railings then some green beans or peas are nice.

These are the two answers

You can also migrate to other federated instances, I moved to Beehaw because people who have political identities as a personality are … just not great, and there is a lot less bullshit there.

You still get the feeds from the ragebaiters but its a lot less.

I enjoy seeing the news from around the world (a little less US centric).

Porn?

…definitely porn.

Anecdotally whenever the US government appoints one I’m convinced that that program will fail… I was young when the Drug Czar was appointed and pretty much all since them have been shit

Do not surprise anyone with a durian. Warn them: it will either taste like warm creamy ice cream or a sock filled with spoiled onions.

There is no in between and its like surprising someone with ghost peppers: the surprise is not appreciated.

What’s the big deal? He did comply, it was the border agents that asked for the phone and password, and was granted both.