Assuming she doesn’t take such a large dose that she can’t deal with a knocked over candle.

Also, one partner can stay relatively sober to manage reality.

In a parallel universe, someone is memeing about how teachers waste our time on useless stuff and never taught us to convert between units.

All I know is you shouldn’t drink a ton of red gatorade midway through a night of heavy drinking.

When you start to throw up, your friends will assume you are vomiting blood and call an ambulance or possibly an exorcist.

Makes me wonder if they are making contingencies for a Trump victory.

The US government could force Google to reveal if people are accessing abortions or contraception, or participating in protests.

Seymour’s idiotic comment is real, but the article you linked is satire playing off it.

A lot of the internationals here seem to be taking the article at face value

Just hoping that everyone understands that The Spinoff, like The Onion, is a satirical website

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Bro would it be weird if we rubbed armpits to swap microbiomes

Often antiperspirants create a cycle of dependency. They kill off some of the benign bacteria and favour the ones that produce strong body odour, so if you stop using them you stink.

I grew up in a region where no-one used antiperspirant or deodorant. Nobody smelt bad. People have a smell, but its not strong.

When I moved to the city and smelt post-basketball teenage BO, it was so bad.

I dont use antipersperant. I have asked many people if I smell, all agree I dont.

4chan

I only say this because I see 0 comments from my instance, but that’s real clever, yo.