You’ve never left the house and thought to yourself “man I wish I brought water?”

They’re not miserable. They are fascists. Can’t wait for the crowdsourced Nuremberg/french revolution mashup (2027 remaster)

Well good thing the US tourism rates have fucking plummeted since we have a full blown SS throwing people in bottomless pits never to be seen or heard from again! THE US IS SAFE!

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I think that says more about inflation than Skechers. Even cheap shoes are expensive now.

Or…all of most of the rest of the world outside the US. It’s the bubble calling the bubble kaleidoscopic…or something more clever than that

The fuck is stomp and holla music

Woah…is “Rick” short for “Richard?” Did I just not know this? Or am I just forgetting that I knew it?? Or are you wrong??? I kinda need to know

Did you…read the article? They said the interview was done over the phone from inside the facility.

Like, in the third paragraph.