Mr. Zeus

Think about how many times the copyright nazis have tried to crack down on piracy and then imagine how much good that kind of effort could do if they set up sting operations to catch pedos

Anything to the effect of “this ring isn’t expensive enough” is the only reason you need to never marry that person.

I do have standards. It’s easy to make good pizza, you’d have to be an idiot with zero culinary skills to mess it up

there’s no excuse for making a bad pizza. It’s pizza, it’s very hard to do it wrong