This shit blew my mind back in the day, much like how I can plug a dongle into my cigarette lighter and somehow Bluetooth my phone to my old ass stereo.

I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

No idiot. Pay attention.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Might want to fix that typo there.

Are you saying the US doesn’t have a gang problem?

Exactly. That’s how you opt out of this shitty practice.

A lawn chair, case of beer and a varmint rifle will make a good start.

This is probably a stupid question, but how do you dry your ass afterwards?

He would have, if he didn’t have his rifle on him.

Or, if you’re not a moron, you can Firefox, and ublock that shit.

Well that’s mighty White of 'em! Are they gonna provide the tools, and not void the “warantee” if you look at their products funny?

Imagine being downvoted for thinking women should be able to protect themselves.

Lol, looks like they mixed the popemobile with a shoebox.

Just leave it on for whatever runs your phone calls. I emabarrasingly discovered that the phone app NEEDS microphone access lol.

Fuck you. I’m gonna go kill something and eat it, just because you pissed me off with this stupid dunbass comment.