Snailpope

Yoda: “Things, I hate”

How dare you make me feel my age!

“…no…” slowly pushes cheese burger and shotgun under the rug

JACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!

sorry for yelling

Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife

Rex: “couldn’t put it down!” Spot: “Must Read!” Precious: “I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!”

What shoes do wear the most?

Also would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?

Edit: added a question

Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar

Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted

Edit: Phat is 80s slang for ‘Pretty hot and tempting’