Any weapon from DCC deals mental health damage, like the sock. Therapy swords are from Stormlight.

Hello there, would you like to destroy some evil today?

[Hai Yo intensifies]

But where in the backstory did every girl on the planet get gene-spliced with a hammerhead shark?

A kid being 4-5 times the healthy weight for their age is absolutely evidence of shitty parents

As motor benchmarks go, “it moves” is certainly one of them

Congratulations RFK, you managed to start a flu outbreak in the summer

Please give me a good rating or Kenpachi will get mad

But I never installed a Muppet button

“Alternative facts”

That’s it, I’m converting to Mechanicus. Abominable Intelligence is techno-heresy, Ave Omnissiah!

All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle…

Join the Navy and become a CIWS tech

They should have learned from the last time this happened, and the firm response by their CO, CDR Brenden “Tess” Stickles

Looks like Visual Basic Studio

Now we just need a Diamond to fill out the fight card

If you include mods, that could be anything from Skyrim to Resident Evil

End Times already happened, we’re in Age of Sigmar now

Rule of Acquisition #34: “War is good for business”.

Seriously, search for “Ferengi rule 34”

Cute, but it looks like there aren’t actually any FIPS approved homomorphic protocols. That’s a big risk for someone like a bank to take on

My bust is freakishly large