Don’t blame the people ordering online, they are not the problem. Publix being too greedy to hire extra staff is the problem.

It feels very good

Here you can read it: https://archive.ph/UKS5F

Here in Belgium everyone is a donor unless you register that you don’t want to donate your organs.

It’s not our fault the director wants more cowbell.

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Belgium

They’re right, a beach house isn’t a dream. It’s a nightmare.

Your house will constantly get sand inside. If there is a bit of wind your house gets sandblasted. You can’t eat outside or seagulls will steal your food. Walking on sand is more difficult than walking on pavement or grass. You would have to be a madman to go live on a beach.

My one cat always tries to steal my marmalade and bread. His favorite food is shrimps.

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

I have one in my car because it’s required by law (Belgium). I don’t have one in my house and I don’t know anyone who does.
I do have multiple smoke detectors and carbonmonoxide detectors. The smoke detectors are required by law but there are still people who don’t have them. Last night a family of 6 died in a fire and they apparently didn’t have smoke detectors.

They are meant to be installed in a corner.

Tires. Never cheap out on tires.

Dirty pits. I work as a mechanic on busses and try to keep my pit clean. If the work I’m doing makes a lot of sand fall down, I sweep it aside so I don’t walk through it. If the bus has a leak, I put something beneath it to catch the oil/coolant/fuel until I get to fix it.

Most of the coworkers don’t care and their pit is a mess. They ask for help with something and you have to navigate through puddles and sand piles to get to them.

They also don’t put the shared equipment back on its right place so you waste a lot of time trying to find it.

But then you’ll miss out on the pre-order exclusives. How can you even play the game if you don’t get that car with the special dickbutt livery? How will you defeat enemies if you don’t get that special cabbage-shooting gun?

Tip for the people who don’t like waffles: go to Belgium and visit a ‘wafelhuis’. Order a Liège or Brussels waffle with a good topping like powdered sugar, whipped cream or chocolate sauce.
Just beware that you go to a proper place and not a tourist scam saloon. If it has stupid toppings like m&m’s or Nutella go to a different place (proper chocolate sauce>>>>Nutella). If it advertises Belgian waffles instead of Liège waffles and/or Brussels waffles go away.
If you ate some Liège and Brussels waffles and still don’t like them, you are a lost cause.

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