Any oh so funny joke with ‘ADHD’ and ‘squirrel’ misrepresents what ADHD is. And it fucking annoys me.

And it probably misrepresents squirrels too.

You have to divide the feet value by 3.28084.
0/3.28084=0.

So it’s 0 meters. There you go.

Shrimp is bugs always

Yes and you know what else sucks?

Uwu can we start a war pretty please? (Totally not a war tbh, just a preventative strike.) (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ

Lamp of the free…

Back when I was in school they told me I was supposed to enjoy my youth and that it would be about the best time of my life. What they actually did was to demotivate me regarding my future. School was hell. Life is much better nowadays.

Oh gosh darn, they’re focked!

Yes but probably minus the good aspects.

Woah there, what’s the algorithm going to think!!?!1

👆 Chili

Eew, definitely not!

Na gut, solange sie es mögen ist doch alles schicki und fein.

Are the beans ready now?

AI will keep us from having to pay translators, they said…

- … … … you’re not even listening, are you!?
…
- … uuuuuh, what?

They did that with their Squeezebox range of media players.

I bet this pillow is total and utter shit if their business depends on advertising like this.

So many people think they can hold their dog like a toddler, but a dog’s spine is not made for this at all… There are good guides online on how to hold your dog.

Cute.

If you have a dachshund (or any other dog) please never hold it like that though.

Source: Our dachshund recently had a herniated disc.