Sasuke [comrade/them]

It’s a smart umbrella with A.I. features that will advice you on when to open your umbrella. If you find yourself in a situation where you encounter rain, and you type in “It’s raining” on the touch-handle screen, the umbrella will either tell you to open the umbrella or not open the umbrella depending on what input you give it.

just being himself

gus has gone no-contact with his dad and is making james somerton-style youtube essays

gretchen is writing tumblr posts about gifted-kid burnout and forever applying for a PhD

spinelli has become the owner of an asbestos factory.

T.J is unionizing his workplace and working on inventing a brand new type of soda

vince was set to become an olympic athlete in steeple-chase, but a knee-injury forced him to retire early. he’s now looking to start a soda-type podcast with T.J. (they are lovers) while barely making rent from his part-time job as a P.E. teacher.

mikey is filling the world with love

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i need to adopt a cat-owner mentality

spider solitaire first person rpg with klondike elements, customization cards, and a romance spider option

those NFT apes

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when i won my first game of spider solitaire on the windows xp and the fireworks started shooting

we could offer every new member a free pony and maybe a soft drink of their choice

the one where robbie williams rips his skin off

edit: rock dj

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gremlins 2

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putting massive touchscreens in cars

doesn’t really fit the thread, but i was surprised when i learned that the empire state building has a blimp docking station

spider solitaire for the windows 98

it thought me a lot about how to move the mouse around the screen and also built up my tolerance for horror games by introducing spiders into the solitaire universe

the 1964 one at least has vincent price in it

Nobody is saying amazon needs to be abolished because of how they treat their workers

i am saying that