Don’t we all.

“Why do feet pics keep popping up? I specifically blocked that entire community.”

No.

I think I’ll stick to boots, thank you.

That is true, but there are subspecies which are made from two similar animals, like a horse and donkey make a mule.

I would imagine it taste like most weird meats; fishy.

Probably? They both evolved from the same bird, so why not?

That sounds like a threat…what’s the catch?

“But ve worked very hard to trick you :(”

What is multi-shot upgrade do?

Where’s the 5th foot?

Ok bud, yeah right, Delete that. Delete that RIGHT NOW.

That too, but Jesus, how dense do you have to be to not even turn the machine off?

When preparing/working on a machine, TURN IT OFF. IT IS LITERALLY THE FIRST STEP WHEN REPAIR ANY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

Only Americans will understand this joke.

I hate it, but I love it.

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Ok. Henry Ford may have largely inspired hitler to kill the jews and hitler even mentions Ford in Mein Kampf.

I would like a mint.