Shit, did I forget to close my blinds again!?

Poghetti

Now this is security I can get behind! Err, in front of?

Hey! That’s my name too!

What did you type? All I see are asterisks

I’ll take my lasagna fully baked, thank you very much

While true for some games that require their online services. There’s nothing keeping you from downloading a game and backing up the install files on your own media to play later… A lot of games will run without steam open if you just run the executable…

How do you know they aren’t!?!?!?

I think you meant to put that decimal a bit further left…

Touch is just fine, and assuming you have multitouch there are good options for gesture controls

Not to scare you away, but I have experience getting Linux to run on a Surface Laptop 2 and… It’s not exactly the easiest process…

For my machine it required a custom kernel to get the touchpad and keyboard working and it just always had one quirk or another.

Highly recommend Linux, but those surface devices need some specialized drivers…