minus-squarePizzaFacia@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate changelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70arrow-down1·8 months agoI want to publicly apologize, anonymously, for failing to fix climate change. linkfedilink
minus-squarePizzaFacia@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·9 months agoThis one was a stretch. linkfedilink
I want to publicly apologize, anonymously, for failing to fix climate change.