Actual “Song of the witches” from Macbeth

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,

Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon’s blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

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In Steam (Windows/Linux) you can set any button on the controller to be whatever the hell you want. Another button, a mouse, a command, keyboard, anything.

That’s part of the appeal.

He is already leaking fluids, and solids, on a daily basis. There are multiple confirmed reports.

Not sure what gasket you are referring to

Looks identical to the moon you see everyday

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Given the Tick-Tock pattern of Windows OS and 11 being the bad cop tock

That honestly would probably get higher adoption numbers if for other reason than historical expectations.

Windows 3, 95, 98, Vista, 7, 8, 10, 11…

There’s an entire generation that has never owned or used a “PC”.

They use a phone at home. Maybe a tablet for “big screen things” and that’s it.

A lot of them even work off of mobile devices these days.

They do charge in the traditional way for the OS.

They also charge the OEMs.

They just want more. The line must always go up.

To be fair.

You could’ve asked some of those coworkers the same thing 5 years ago.

All they would’ve mumbled was "Something , something…Stack overflow… Found a package that does everything BUT… "

And delivered equal garbage.

Ugh I can hear it now

In our relentless pursuit of innovation, we are proud to announce the switch from the outdated 24-hour clock to Metric Time™.

Effective immediately, your standard 8-hour workday will now be… 8 metric hours.

That’s 80% of the entire day. Because nothing says “work-life balance” like leaving 2 hours for life.

Embrace the future. You’re already late.

I believe they are trying to alleviate to Israel with their last line.

Like…

Postgre is still better than MongoDB so I am okay with this.

Every. Every single project. Who could have predicted our data would become relational?

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???

“America was about to come together against its true enemy?”

Every single person reading this is going to think the " true" enemy is something/someone else.

We have not been this divided as a country since we went to war with ourselves.

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Every accusation is a confession.

It gets more true everyday