Pawnee must never hear of this…

Yes. I have a masters degree in digital marketing, and I’m very excited for this.

I’M HERE FOR IT. This is the future, and I’m genuinely invested in this (I’ve spoken to marketing industry people about how cool this could be).

Unhappy with the recently uploaded file feature load function occasion app…? Would you like… BETTER recently uploaded file feature load function occasion app…?!

I bet someone got it in their head that slow reviews were the reason the company wasn’t meeting a goal, and they asked everyone to contribute.

😂 exactly

Check with the IRS! Someone call Bill Nye to confirm. How can this be true?! 😂😂

WUH OH, A COTTON GIN’S TRYNA REPLACE US!!

🥴

Not the Legal Eagle! Hahaha

Listen here, William… I know you’re new around here…