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You can store so much pornography Library Genesis in it! 🤓

lol

Literally opposite-world opinions

Fuck off back to Xitter 😬

Good, I hope he takes it

That part never struck a chord with you?

No because the last time I seriously thought about Thomas The Tank Engine was when I was 3 years old

Written in ~6900 lines of let-go

Nice 👌

Turbo loser behavior 😆😆😆

To be fair, building a beaver dam is pretty dam impressive

69 jurisdictions

Nice

I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room

Welcome to

Every New Years Eve, I spend about 15 minutes watching network television with my parents while the Times Square ball drops, and I literally ask them every time “how the fuck do you live like this?”

Lots of people who aren’t as sensitive as we are to capitalist propaganda (advertising) being constantly flung into our faces 🤮

Really putting the horny into hornyposting I see 😆

He’s unironically not communist enough 🏴🚩

Me, who went into electrical engineering specifically to do more math:

And nothing of value was lost

Countertop ice machine. I keep mine on a table right next to my bed for infinite cold drinks whenever I want without getting out of bed.