Use an LLM. That might help you.

Only with Usenet.

That one kid during communion “is this part of Jesus’ penis?”.

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I’d love to have dot.dot.

I stopped liking the Oscars when Shakespeare in Love won for best picture (and it turns out it’s all fake anyway), but this, at least, sets a precedent.

It’s so pink. I want it!

What‽ I had no idea! Thanks for pointing it out, friend 🙂

He’s not protected from things moving towards him at terminal velocity. That’s the other solution.

At least his Fifa peace prize isn’t borrowed!

I like mixing cases when providing lists:

a) because it subverts expectations, and

2. because it’s funnier that way

•plust also confuses people.

I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!

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The in-laws ISP stated that their IPTV was not working properly because… They need a new HDMI cable…

They got a new one - did it work? Nope!

So they called again - this time, they stated the cause was because they changed the default WiFi name and password… 🤦

He should get a shot to the face.

Dude, I can only get so erect!

But is he immune to bullets?

Don’t. Get it, write on it (pedo or whatever you want, scribble out his name etc), then use it. Once it’s sent back to a bank, they’ll have to destroy it and create a new. Do it enough, and it’ll cost do much money to print new ones that it’ll devalue the dollar.

I’m depressed, so I guess he thinks everyone who’s depressed should kill themselves? It’s a good quote, but it’s too generalising, if you ask me.

We don’t want your disgusting trash. Keep it to yourself, do as you please with it, but keep it in your own country.

You grew it, you handle it.

Sincerely, The rest of the planet.

Which is why I’m all for killing anyone who enables this shit. I’m so fucking tired of being manipulated by the rich, who’s causing harm to millions of people, but as long as they get more money, the don’t care.

Well guess what: I don’t care about you, and I would happily become a martyr if I’d have the chance of taking you down with me!

I know this comment will be deleted due to “community guidelines”, but here it is: kill 👏 the 👏 rich👏!