Where’s the pun? Where’s the play on words?

I’d rather fuck a person of the opposite sex, but you do you, boo.

Does not exist in android 😭

Unfortunately, it’s only one pension fund the article is referring to. I have another one, and they have not made any statements.

If humanity survives, I honestly think the greed will (and should now) be considered a mental illness.

Jesus, give me $5 million dollars, and I’d live on it for the rest of my life. That’d be 0.01% of his net worth, and I’d be so happy. I think many of us would.

But these people just want more. And more. They’re psychotic, and they’re ruining the world. We all know what they deserve.

Have you not heard of the Japanese/Swedish inspired restaurant? Finally i can get some saki with my surströmming.

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Shit. I made edibles. Had to test them. Now high. This made me laugh way too much 🤣🫠

I just installed Nora, and it blew me away! Thanks, friend!!

Use an LLM. That might help you.

Only with Usenet.

That one kid during communion “is this part of Jesus’ penis?”.

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I’d love to have dot.dot.

I stopped liking the Oscars when Shakespeare in Love won for best picture (and it turns out it’s all fake anyway), but this, at least, sets a precedent.

It’s so pink. I want it!

What‽ I had no idea! Thanks for pointing it out, friend 🙂

He’s not protected from things moving towards him at terminal velocity. That’s the other solution.

At least his Fifa peace prize isn’t borrowed!

I like mixing cases when providing lists:

a) because it subverts expectations, and

2. because it’s funnier that way

•plust also confuses people.