Vanishing Anus sounds like a Smashing Pumpkins tribute band.

Meh. I’m back on Firefox. Chrome can fuck right off.

He’s only listening to the voices in his head at this point. Maybe he’ll go full Steve Ballmer in front of Trump soon.

I bet he doesn’t know how to use the seashells in the bathroom.

Honey, Horny, I’m home!

You can speak ill of Xi “Winnie the Pooh” Jinping, but not about Mango Mussolini now.

*** May be manufactured in a facility that processes boner medicine.

Same. I went as a child, but I have no desire to go as an adult. A friend of mine spent one afternoon texting me at work while he was waiting in line for the Avatar ride. There was a sign estimating his remaining wait time. 184 minutes in the July heat.

Fuck. That.

I still think we should take the warning labels off of things and let the problem sort itself out.

If we can thin our own herd let’s go ahead and do it.

At this point every other nation should too.

Correct horse battery staple

If you know, you know.

We’re welcoming fascists here again.

It’s simple. They don’t have to. Apple is sitting on more actual cash than any company in history.

And here I am saving money with FMHY

Rock on, dude. I do almost all of my gaming from the couch so 1080p looks fine to me and my GPU doesn’t have to crank out 4K worth of pixels to drag down my FPS.

I used to. Then I moved to Kansas. No hills here!

Even fascists need rest.

Kirk’s new neck hole agrees.

I still have my Yoshi Gameboy cartridge from my 9th birthday.

Damn, I’m getting old…