Any vampire that sucks my blood owes me at least $40 bucks. Minimum!

In the third term, he’s gonna lower the price of gas and groceries & end the wars in Ukraine/Iran. Day 1. Bigly.

All of them!!! (But mostly Reddit. And it was overbearing mods and auto bans that made me seek refugee status more than AI Slop)

As consolation, Zachariah was allowed to give President Trump one last HJ before being escorted by security from the White House.

::bows::

I’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

What did Rosanne ever run for?

The ice cream truck???

(Hey-Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!)

Make America Hospitalized Again

As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $5000, Alex

Yeah, they are going need those here at home for any states insubordinate enough to attempt participation in fair and democratic elections

Looks like Billy Joel is on tour again!

My heart’s on Fi-Ruh, Elvira

What, me worry?

ROBBER: Pulls out jar of Sanka

AUSSIE: That’s not a coffee (pulls out Nescafe) That’s a coffee!

They… they have ads in the gas pumps? Do you have to watch the ads before you are allowed to pump?

B.

‘Shocking!’ Said no one.

‘This is GREAT News!’

-Meth Dealers

This corruption was PERFECT

Heard they were passing off phony bills