You could have it all

Turns out when you fire everyone who isn’t a MAGA lover, you’re left with the dumbest, most incompetent agents

The rightwing media isn’t going to do shit, except encite their mouth breathing, unhinged, brainwashed followers to do the violence for them. I don’t see Jesse Waters taking the lead into DNC HQ anytime soon

Suspect was wearing long sleeves and left forearm prints?

Hmm

The National Guard will finally have something to do in DC

I was hoping for that reaction, if I’m being honest, ha ha

Eat some fucking shit, you stupid fucking bitch

Thanks for catching my mistake. Said the opposite of what I meant.

Just waiting a few years for the news to ask incredulously “Why is Florida’s infant mortality rate so much lower higher than the national average?”

Or try to rig the system so that only MAGAts are allowed to be selected for grand juries

Sure it can with Trump Math™! The same math the will lower drug prices 1000%, 600%, 500%, 1500% can make this possible!

This reminds me of a friend of mine in college who when asked a question in class by the professor, and he hadn’t done the reading to know the answer, replied in a little kid’s voice, “I went caca in my panties.”

Professor never called on him again.

Back the Blue! But not the blue Blue. Just the red Blue.

And?

Okay. Walk me through how someone is supposed to get into the military base with a gun. Or shoot a jet out of the sky with a rifle?

The head off of a salmon

It’s much worse than that. It’s a policy that will crater the US’s scientific community and have devastating consequences for decades as the brain drain accelerates

Hurt people hurt people. Sometimes kill people too

“I feel like they must be breaking a law. I just can’t be bothered to check which one”

Imagine if Kamala had done this. Faux News would still be talking about it on a daily basis